Social Media Craze
Ever been to a mental facility? Did i hear you say No? Oh you have, you just haven’t realized you were there.
Facebook? Twitter? Hello?
Social Media is cool, heck who wouldn’t want some fun scrolling through pictures, seeing nonsense, even saying nonsense and what’s on your mind? Nonsense still.
Behind that, Social Media is a good tool for expression- sensible and worthy expression ( too bad, most people do not understand what a good expression means on socials especially Facebook, i cannot start on this one, no wonder i had beef ) expressions like poetry, writing, bla bla…
Social media is a great tool to promote your brand. We know but that’s not what i want to talk about.
The life on this platform is a do or die that will drive you nuts if you do not observe a mental check up. hian! see things ooh. I scrolled through various posts and facebook and i just shake my head. The one thing annoying is that some people will still tag you to irrelevant post. You tag me your pishure, add me to one group, please how does that help my life? for goodness sake, i you dont even freaking know you!
That’s not all. Once you indifferently accept a friend request on facebook, the next thing is to watch out your inbox for the influx of facebook hi hi ranters. Some people will just send you a staccato of hi hi-s. Without any worthy content, i always ignore. I can spot them when they land. Sometimes i try to give them the benefit of the doubt but no…mba! They just masquerade in your inbox looking for who to devour. One time, i met one of them, the only thing he could say was that i was forming, blocking things straight away, who has time for nonsense?
Then we have the post nonsense a day on facebook just to show that you are also alive and well on facebook, alive and well is far fetched in this case, monitoring your likes like ya life depends on it, who facebook like help? e help your ministry? no i forgot it’s not about the ministry, for those without one. Even the people that have ministry no worry pass you like this.
Then we have those ones who thinks every facebook post is for them. i cannot even shout on this one.
Once, i had to make this post.
What about facebook calls? See abuse! Now that facebook has reaction buttons, that’s a new toy ooh!
I have never been a fan of Twitter like that but i can tell it’s a good dissing ground.
The whole idea of follow me i follow you just doesn’t work for me but wetin i go do?
hmmmm…. just negodu!
We know the fakes and insta fashion frenzy on instagram, let’s keep it that way.
Once i had an account and deleted it, the drama serenren in making picture post was something else.
Do not let social media overwhelm you, sometimes try to relax, sit back and watch, take a break from the hullabaloo and give yourself a mental check.
Do not complain when one thing one thing happens to you oh! You are guilty as charged, i already served my own time.
That addiction should stop and if it doesn’t…. i believe there are plenty mental institutions around. Walk in for a cure oh, before it is too late.
Em.. name the social media you are addicted to.
Tumble,Tumblr, snapchat, linkedin (i doubt if anyone s addicted to this one sef ) facetime, you tube, facebook and his brothers…. Deliverance? Yes? No? Oh Yes!
*dodges flying books and shoes*
My Rant Is Over.